Q. What are you doing to prepare for an upcoming zombie
apocalypse and/or the return of Mel Gibson to the silver screen? (Both
of which could be terrifying.)
I think the best defense against the zombie or Mel Gibson is a karate chop or canned goods to the head. I'm pretty sure the zombie is the more socialized of the two. I'll ignore Mel Gibson unless a zombie catches me and forces me to see his movie.